Five Nil and you still Don’t sing! Belarus 5-0 Northern Ireland, in Bobruisk

“We’re in the army now” – Status Quo.

Five Nil and you still Don’t sing! Belarus 5-0 Northern Ireland, in Bobruisk

I had watched the Northern Ireland ladies team in May 2007 in Gillingham, Kent. We lost 4-0 to England and played with passion and pride against full-time professionals. Me and a few of the lads sang our hearts out, completely making fools of the silent England fans in the stadium. So when Shaun Schofield (Author and full-time genius) mentioned going to another away game, it all fell into place for me. I was going to Belarus! I got my Belarus visa sorted, at the time in London (more recent visits, I used Warszawa) and off I went…

Belarus in 2007

Arrival in Belarus, 2007

Backpacking through Belarus – the train from Minsk to Bobruisk

18 pence for a beer in Minsk, Belarus

18 pence for a beer in Minsk, Belarus

I had exchanged emails with a few of the team and staff before arriving, and when I arrived at the Tourist Hotel in Bobruisk (see trip on previous post), the team welcomed me as the only Northern Ireland fan at the match! I got to hang out and dine with the squad and staff, and was also given free transport to the stadium, hotel and airport. “You get out of life what you put in”, according to my ex-manager Katy Cook. This wisdom-drenched lady was right. On this occasion I had put in a lot and was rewarded.

By the UNESCO listed biosphere, Belshina River in Bobruisk, Belarus

Hotel Bar in Bobruisk, Belarus (about 40 pence this time)

Backpacking in Belarus: Top 5 Sights in Bobruisk

Bobruisk Train Station, Belarus 2007

Lada in Belarus

Downtown Minsk

porridge in belarus

Belarussian Porridge in Bobruisk, Belarus.

I watched the team train and enjoyed the team talk by manager Alfie Wylie. I was also presented with a signed shirt by team captain Stacey Hall. A valued possession.

Dining with the Northern Ireland girls squad for breakfast in Bobruisk, Belarus.

My view of Bobruisk, Belarus from my hotel room in 2007

Hotel Tourist, Bobruisk, Belarus

Breakfast with manager Alfie Wylie in Belarus

Breakfast in Bobruisk, Belarus

Training session

The stadium itself – home of Belshina Babruysk

Team captain Stacey Hall presents me with a signed shirt

Northern Ireland ladies squad in 2007 in Bobruisk, Belarus

I then soaked in the pre-match atmosphere in the tiny, but clean Sparta Stadium (home of Belshina Belarus) and sat myself down as the ONLY Northern Ireland fan at the match. If any moment in my life convinced me of my desire, passion and love of being on this planet, then that all hit me forever in urban Bobruisk.

Northern Ireland football team in Belarus

The ONLY Northern Ireland fan in Babruysk, Belarus

Don’t Stop Living would from then on be my phrase. A phrase which I coined in August 2001 while in Toronto, Canada, when a chance dander saw me encounter the term on a High School wall as graffiti.

Pre match at the Sparta Stadium in Bobruisk, Belarus

Pre match at the Sparta Stadium in Bobruisk, Belarus

Pre match at the Sparta Stadium in Bobruisk, Belarus

Pre match at the Sparta Stadium in Bobruisk, Belarus

Pre match at the Sparta Stadium in Bobruisk, Belarus

As well as meeting the entire Northern Ireland squad and IFA representatives, I also got to meet the Belarus ladies team, they signed the programme for me. I then met all three referees too.

Team sheet

With some of the Belarusian ladies team

With some of the Belarusian ladies team

Northern Ireland team train pre-match

Meeting the referees

Meeting the referees

Meeting the referees

Meeting the referees

I was the only Northern Ireland fan there for the match of course and the only one who had travelled all this way, but the night before I had met Owen (an Irish-Australian) and Albert (an Australian) in the Hotel. I invited them to the match with me to support Northern Ireland as we wouldn’t have any fans except for me. They kindly joined me in the stand with their new recruit, a local lady (a blonde Belarussian with large breasts). Owen wore my Northern Ireland scarf for the day, but none of them could have predicted my loudness or enthusiasm for the team.

My view from the stand

Teams come out

Lining up

Northern Ireland ladies team in Babruysk, 2007

Northern Ireland ladies team in Babruysk, 2007

I outsang almost 1000 Belarussian fans (who only started singing because I was so loud and they felt they needed to prove they could as well). I sang for almost 90 minutes non-stop and yet our team still lost 5-0 against a highly ranked Belarus side. After the match I was made to have a police escort as a few local hooligans were not taking too kindly to my passion for my country!! It was outrageous.

Owen and I

Albert, Owen and the local Belarus girl who came with us

The match is underway

More Belarussian attacks

During the match I was singing songs such as:

“Sweet Norn Iron”
“Away in a Manger”
“YAMD”
“We’re Nat Brazil, We’re Northern Ireland”
“WSYEM”
“He’s tall he’s thin, he looks like Jimmy Quinn!”

and my self-penned songs for the ladies:

“We’ve got that Una Harkin”
“After all….we’ve got Stacey Hall”
“Oh my God I can’t believe it, I’ve never been this far away from home”
“All we need is Aine McGovern, Aine McGovern…”
“Alfie give us a wave”

Final score – we lost 5-0

The banter was epic and it was a crazy crazy day.

I had to wait outside the stadium after the game and was mobbed by about 30 kids from Belarus who had warmed to my madness and crowded round me looking for presents. In the end all I gave was a Northern Ireland bottle opener to a kid who was happy to receive it, it was all I had to give. These kids were obviously still very poor and drenched in the aftermath of the soviet regime, living in communism in an odd world. So I felt sorry for them, but could not give them anything more. There was no time to dwell.

Northern Ireland kit up in the bar

Drozhy United Bar in Minsk

Hotel stamp in Minsk

I then caught the bus with the team back to Minsk, where I enjoyed the sights of Victory Square, the Parliament Building and the token Irish pub (random going all this way and then trying the Irish pub – the first pub I saw opposite the government building and called Drozhzhy United!!), which I popped in for a pint.

Flight food

Back to Minsk Airport

Minsk Metro

Downtown Minsk

Downtown Minsk

Downtown Minsk

Lenin Statue, Minsk

My journey to Belarus was interesting and moving. It was now over and I would head to Warsaw next in lovely Poland…

Belarus 5 – 0 Northern Ireland
(Kazeeva 26, Tatarynova 49, 90, Davydovich 57, Kuzniatsova 80)

Belarus

1 Svitlana Novikava
13 Volha Aniskoutsava
15 Irina Chukisova
6 Iryna Kazeeva
2 Victoria Krylowa
18 Natallia Lastachkina
8 Volha Vovikava
10 Natallia Ryzhevich
4 Elena Shevtsova
5 Aksana Shpak
7 Hanna Tatarynova
Substitutes
12 Ina Batsianouskaya
11 Alesia Davydovich
17 Volha Manzhuk
14 Tatsiana Kiose
3 Liudmila Kuzniatsova
9 Maryna Luchonak
16 Volha Nahornaya
Coach
Uladzimir Kasakouski

Northern Ireland

1 Emma Higgins
3 Kelly Bailie
11 Rebecca Corish
10 Stacey Hall
5 Una Harkin
6 Ashley Hutton
4 Danielle Mcdowell
2 Aine Mcgovern
7 Helen Mckenna
8 Kimberley Turner
9 Sarah McFadden
Substitutes
12 Kirsty Eddis
14 Sara Booth
16 Clare Carson
15 Laura Giltesple
13 Martine Power
17 Alison McCloskey
Coach
Alfie Wylie

Referee – Iwona Malek-wybraniec (POL)
Assistant referee – Katarzyna Nadolska (POL) Olga Pietrzykowska (POL)
Fourth official – Mariya Potapova (BLR)

Beers Tried – Днепровкое, Dnyaprouskaye.

Bars Visited – Minsk Airport Bar, Hotel Minsk Bar, Minsk Railway Station Bar, Hotel Tourist Bar, Drozhzhy United Irish Pub.

Nationalities Met – Belarussian, Ukranian, Russian, Polish, Northern Irish.

Strange Currencies – Belarussian Roubles.

Average Price of a Pint of Beer – 30 pence (less than 2,000 Roubles)

Transport Used – Coach, Taxi, Metro, Bus, Aeroplane.

Where I Stayed – Hotel Minsk and Hotel Tourist.

Favourite Food – Random Pork Rolls.

Favourite Drink – Coffee.

Favourite Thing About Minsk – I must say the Victory Square made a nice pleasant walk.

Moving Moment – Getting through customs and passport control easily by saying “I love Belarus, you have such beautiful people.”

KEY SONG – Status Quo – We’re in the army now (played EVERYWHERE on the entire trip!!)

FACT – Jonny Blair was the only fan who attended every Northern Ireland ladies away match in the year 2007.

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