Quirky And Hilarious Greetings Cards And Gifts From Lemon Loco

Giving and buying presents has gone online for me now. Being isolated away from family, and many of my friends has meant posting birthday cards and presents instead of face to face parties and handing physical gifts. I have sent flowers, birthday cards and even plants online as gifts recently. The Coronavirus pandemic of course accelerated this. I came across Lemon Loco, a gift website which I love because it it different and not shy.
Quirky And Hilarious Greetings Cards And Gifts From Lemon Loco

Quirky And Hilarious Greetings Cards And Gifts From Lemon Loco

Some gift shops and gift companies will avoid sex, willies, boobies, rude words etc. Why? For no other reason than they think it might offend some people. Not me, it makes me laugh! It’s cool. Lemon Loco have some very very funny gifts, and even better they have now launched a competition for you all to enter. Here are the details –
To enter is easy – simply sign-up to their newsletter for a chance to win £50 worth! The winner will be selected at random in a random prize draw at the end of the month. And of course if you are the lucky winner, here are some of the things you can buy with your winnings…for example…

The Boobie Coasters

While sipping your Earl Grey or Craft IPA, you can place it on a beer mat / coaster with breasts on it. Jurassic Park!
The Boobies coaster

The Boobies coaster

The Willy Mug

You can get your loved one a mug that has a picture of a willy and balls and it says on it “I willy love you”!
The Willy Mug

The Willy Mug

The Vagina Birthday Card

As a young and single man, the thrill of a sexual encounter and real love is always a forlorn dream. Happiness in that regard has been and gone. Now all I crave is a smile and good health with a beautiful lady. Of course, if she could make me laugh with a birthday card like this one, I’d definitely turn up with a hat-trick of condoms just in case the willy would be used to enter the vagina.
The Vagina Birthday Card

The Vagina Birthday Card

Seriously, life is fun and there is no need to be shy about your body, about sex or about vulgar expressions. There was always an open-ness on Don’t Stop Living, remember?
– I went nude in Antarctica and Finland.
– I did a nude park in Germany, a nude beach in Poland and nude yoga in England.
– My mate f**ked a donkey in my living room.
– Sometimes it is okay to have sex in hostels.
For more fun gift ideas, definitely head to Lemon Loco!! Crazy Lemon!
Lemon Loco Website

Lemon Loco Website

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