Asshole Liars From Dundee Car Gimps And Europe Car Company Face Disciplinary Action and Disrespected Queen Elizabeth II

The ridiculous Dundee (Royal City, Royal Love excremented) Car Gimps face disciplinary action due to their assholic tendencies. I’m exposing you for your ridiculous letter demanding ME to pay YOU a parking fine. I’m now demanding that you pay me the money before I raise this with my lawyers, and later with the British Monarchy, King Charles III. You will not survive this.

At the time, you claimed I was illegally parked –

1.It was a public holiday and I was only parked there because it was close to the cafe which was showing the Queen’s Funeral.
2.It was NOT a car park. It was a free space outside a restaurant.
3.It was NOT a place you have to pay to park. There were no meters, no parking fees, it was FREE to park there.
4.It was the day of the Queen’s Funeral so all parking was free anyway.
5.It was the day of the Queen’s Funeral so nobody was working, therefore nobody was there.
6.The car wasn’t even mine, it was a rented car to watch the Queen’s Funeral.
7.The car had NO parking tickets or fines on it, so this letter has been reported to the peelers as suspicious.
8.The ONLY reason I parked there was to watch the state funeral of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II. If it wasn’t for that, I wouldn’t have been parked there. From now on, neither you nor any UK person should take anything to do with the Royal Family. I will be boycotting Dundee, Royal Family, cars and restaurant car parks.

Please rescind this before I take you to court in Westminster.

Regards,

Jonny Scott Blair