Brussels Airlines Prepare to Join The Shitlist: 10 Weeks After Their Theft

No. The receipts would clog up your inbox. I’ll be sending you thousands of files including photos of all clothes I bought. Besides you stole my backpack in AFRICA where most markets don’t issue receipts, so this is why I charge you more as I have to print all receipts myself. So I’ll add the extra printing charges for you too now, well done you now owe me more than $ 1,754.55.

Get ready to go bankrupt as you owe me thousands and it’s now into week 7 so the interest keeps rising.

List of what Brussels Airlines owe me, Jonny Scott Blair for the TEN week theft of my luggage. Due to the nature of this offence, the airline will also be charged an additional 5% interest on all costs incurred.

Electrical Equipment
Power adapter for laptop – $10
Connector for African sockets – $5

Clothes and equipment
AFC Bournemouth football shirt – $45
Northern Ireland football shirt limited edition – $70
Rare Monster Punk t-shirt – $100
Rare Zombie Punk t-shirt – $100
Cover for my backpack (which was also later rain damaged) – $10
Blanket for cold weather – $10
Tracksuit bottoms – $20
Shorts – $10
Swimming trunks – $10
Denim shorts – $20
Boxer shorts x 6 – $15
Socks x 6 – $12
Pillow – $5
Torch – $15
Waterproof jacket – $55
Poncho – $2
Baseball cap (limited edition Saudi Arabian tour) – $10
Thermal hat – $5
(Not claimed for – other shirts, jackets and t-shirts to a value for approx. $150 )
SUB TOTAL – $ 514

Food and drink
2 bottles of European water (unavailable in Africa) – $5
1 bottle of Tymbark (unavailable in Africa) – $5
2 x Roger chocolate bars (unavailable in Africa) – $5
SUB TOTAL – $15

Toiletries and pharmaceutical products
Insect repellent – $10
Anti mosquito tablets – $5
Anti malaria tablets – $20
Deodorant – $5
Soap and shampoo – $4
Razors and shaving foam – $4
Men’s facial cream – $4
First aid box including bandages and cream – $30
Facial wipes – $4
Toothpaste – $3
Toothbrush – $3
SUB TOTAL – $92

Damages and items that I had to sell
Samsung mobile phone – $500
Rain damage for backpack – $10
SUB TOTAL – $510

Trauma, stress, phone calls, psychiatrist appointments, suicide notes, sleepless nights, time wasted on emails, frustration all related to the theft of the backpack by Brussels Airlines – $500

Petrol money from customer to collect HIS OWN backpack from the airport – $40

YOU NASTY PEOPLE

Total bill before interest – $1,671

Interest accrued – $83.55

TOTAL BILL OWED – $ 1,754.55

I have full copies of photos (130 files), receipts and all documents related to your theft and will not hesitate to report you to the police if this is not paid ASAP.

I look forward to hearing from you.

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