My New Book STAROGARD GIRL🩷👱‍♀️Is Released

My New Book: 💚STARO🌟GARD🏰GIRL🩷👱‍♀️Is Released

“Maybe one day you will make my hometown famous ” – St🌟rogard🏰Girl🩷👱‍♀️.

My New Book STAROGARD GIRL🩷👱‍♀️Is Released
My New Book: 💚STARO🌟GARD🏰GIRL🩷👱‍♀️Is Released

After years of delay, I finally can bring you my latest book, 💚STARO🌟GARD🏰GIRL🩷👱‍♀️. Starogard Girl is Volume 2 of my This Is The Next Century series, which is about my travels from country 100 to country 200. This specific book, Starogard Girl tracks my journeys from May 2016 (though references back November 2014) until December 2017 (with a slight overlap into January 2018). It was a burden off my shoulders, and this was actually finished in July 2024 in the city of Starogard Gdanski itself, in the Browar Stary Rynek, photo below of the final edits…

Buy Starogard Girl on Lulu (available from August 2024, but on a premium price)
Buy Starogard Girl on Amazon (available from October 2024)

My New Book: 💚STARO🌟GARD🏰GIRL🩷👱‍♀️Is Released – final writing day in Browar Stary Rynek, Starogard Gdanski (July 2024)

💚STARO🌟GARD🏰GIRL🩷👱‍♀️Book Description

“Drowned in love and false kisses. A gathering of no meaning” – Richey James Edwards.

Starogard Girl is a poem, a song, a story, a book and a person! On Jonny’s journeys he encountered the famous to infamous “Starogard Girl”. She, perhaps unknowingly, was to influence his journeys ever since. Hailing from the calm Kociewien capital city of Starogard Gdański, the Starogard Girl came and went into Jonny’s life with fleeting charm, wacaday aplomb and free spirit.

“Egg is jajko; and apple’s jabłko. A travel writer who fell in love with; a Starogard Girl. She’s a Starogard Girl” – Jonny Blair.

As Jonny backpacked hardcore through far flung places like Senegal, Kyrgyzstan and France, something was waiting and missing. This was his Starogard Girl, who was lying in wait. A cycle tour, a Slavic kiss and a spate of unforeseen lies were to follow. This story has more twists than a Hercule Poirot thriller, gaping suspense borrowed from Alfred Hitchcock with that added Northern Irish charm sucking down influences from Belfast’s George Best to Starogard’s own Kazimierz Deyna.

When the sun goes down tonight, where is Jonny’s Starogard Girl?

“Maybe you will make my untouristic town famous” – Starogard Girl.

Writing Starogard Girl on the Birkenhead To Belfast Ferry in 2023
Writing Starogard Girl on the Birkenhead To Belfast Ferry in 2023
STARO⭐GARD🏰GIRL👱🚺** The pinky blonde cover makes a nice change!
STARO⭐GARD🏰GIRL👱🚺** The pinky blonde cover makes a nice change!

💚STARO🌟GARD🏰GIRL🩷👱‍♀️Chapter Listing

These chapters took a lot of editing, chopping and changing. I’m still not satisfied this is correct, but this is the final chapter listing.

Chapter 190 – Starogard Girl (Chapter)

Chapter 191 – Backpacking In Lovely
Chapter 192 – Everton Away
Chapter 193 – Growing Up With War
Chapter 194 – Dhaka To Dakar
Chapter 195 – Kachikally Catchy Kissy
Chapter 196 – Slight Return
Chapter 197 – It’s A Corker
Chapter 198 – The Kiss Eye No
Chapter 199 – Green Gherkins
Chapter 200 – The Monaco Bars
Chapter 201 – McGinn’s Our Tonic
Chapter 202 – Paris Prolongation
Chapter 203 – Fabrique Belgique
Chapter 204 – The Dam She Won’t Say No
Chapter 205 – Flirty Gdańsking
Chapter 206 – My Special K
Chapter 207 – Small Part Of Russia
Chapter 208 – Starogard Boy
Chapter 209 – Starogard Girl (Poem)
Chapter 210 – Tczew Travel Tips By Maggie
Chapter 211 – Suicide Bid
Chapter 212 – Disturbia
Chapter 213 – Mister Sarajevo And Miss Mostar
Chapter 214 – Nothing To Crow At
Chapter 215 – The Drugs Won’t Work
Chapter 216 – A Slow Bus To Kuklówka
Chapter 217 – Teaching English In Poland
Chapter 218 – Northern Irishman In Poland
Chapter 219 – Five Weddings And No Funeral
Chapter 220 – The Last Plane Out Of Hong Kong
Chapter 221 – The Red Hero
Chapter 222 – Lonely Prison Walls
Chapter 223 – Backpacking In Popeye
Chapter 224 – Whackpacking The SMOOM
Chapter 225 – Checkpoint Charlie
Chapter 226 – The World’s Smallest Kingdom
Chapter 227 – She’s A Nazi
Chapter 228 – Reefer This Side
Chapter 229 – Western Sahara
Chapter 230 – Peeler Car

My New Book: STAROGARD GIRL Is Released
My New Book: STAROGARD GIRL Is Released
My New Book: STAROGARD GIRL Is Released
My New Book: STAROGARD GIRL Is Released
My New Book: STAROGARD GIRL Is Released
My New Book: STAROGARD GIRL Is Released

💚STARO🌟GARD🏰GIRL🩷👱‍♀️Details

Details

Publication Date
Aug 25, 2024
Language
English
ISBN
9781445207315
Category
Travel & Adventure
Copyright
All Rights Reserved – Standard Copyright License
Contributors
By (author): Jonny Blair

Specifications

Pages
265
Binding Type
Paperback Perfect Bound
Interior Color
Black & White
Dimensions
US Trade (6 x 9 in / 152 x 229 mm)
Final Copy Sent to Publisher - August 2024 - Starogard Girl
Final Copy Sent to Publisher – August 2024 – Starogard Girl

💚STARO🌟GARD🏰GIRL🩷👱‍♀️: The Song

Starogard Girl is also a poem and a song. The finished version of that isn’t quite here, but here are two early demos of it.

💚STARO🌟GARD🏰GIRL🩷👱‍♀️: Final Edits

Best of wishes everyone and all my love to the famous/infamous Starogard Girl!

Jonny Blair
Tourist, Travel Writer, Itinerary Planner, Author, Blogger, Long-term Backpacker
Ulster CherryGlobetrotting GlenmanTravelling Northern Irishman

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Don’t Stop Living – A lifestyle of travel. I’m a travelling Northern Irishman.
Buy my Backpacking Centurion book series –
Volume 1 – Don’t Look Back In Bangor
Volume 2 – Lands Down Under
Volume 3 – Taints And Honours
Volume 4 – The Black Volume
Buy my This Is The Next Century Series –
Volume 1 – Aftershot
Volume 2 – Starogard Girl
Volume 3 – Average Inhabitant
Volume 4 – The Darker Volume
By my book on Supporting The Northern Ireland International Football Team – Champian Stewartnova
Buy my story on How A Northern Irishman Ended Up In Poland – I Went To Gdansk With Somebody
Buy my First Ever Travel Blog
Buy my Guide to Hiking the Inca Trail in Peru
My travelling Northern Ireland flag website – http://www.travellingnorthernirelandflag.com/

Oh and thank you, my Starogard Girl. My Starogard Girl.

Starogard Girl. My Starogard Girl
Starogard Girl. My Starogard Girl
Starogard Girl. My Starogard Girl
Starogard Girl by Jonny Blair
Starogard Girl by Jonny Blair
Starogard Girl by Jonny Blair
Starogard Girl by Jonny Blair
Starogard Girl by Jonny Blair
Starogard Girl by Jonny Blair
Starogard Girl by Jonny Blair
Starogard Girl by Jonny Blair
Starogard Girl by Jonny Blair
Starogard Girl by Jonny Blair
Starogard Girl by Jonny Blair
Starogard Girl by Jonny Blair
Starogard Girl by Jonny Blair
Starogard Girl by Jonny Blair
Starogard Girl by Jonny Blair
My New Book: STAROGARD GIRL Is Released
My New Book: STAROGARD GIRL Is Released
My New Book: STAROGARD GIRL Is Released
My New Book: STAROGARD GIRL Is Released
My New Book: STAROGARD GIRL Is Released
My New Book: STAROGARD GIRL Is Released
My New Book: STAROGARD GIRL Is Released
My New Book: STAROGARD GIRL Is Released
My New Book: STAROGARD GIRL Is Released
My New Book: STAROGARD GIRL Is Released
My New Book: STAROGARD GIRL Is Released
My New Book: STAROGARD GIRL Is Released

My Printed Book Anthology By Jonny Blair🔴✋️☘️

Here is a full list of My Printed Book Anthology By Jonny Blair (1980 – 2024)

Backpacking Centurion Series – A Northern Irishman’s Journey Through 100 Countries

My first book series is Backpacking Centurion which covers my journey from country 1 (Northern Ireland) to country 100 (Tunisia), from 1980 until 2015. This series of four books were written on the road and were finally released from 2020 – 2023. The first COVID lockdown (March to June 2020) was the time when most of the editing and formatting was done.

Volume 1 – Don’t Look Back In Bangor (2020)
Volume 2 – Lands Down Under (2020)
Volume 3 – Taints And Honours (2021)
Volume 4 – The Black Volume (2023)

Backpacking Centurion Volume 1 - Don't Look Back In Bangor has been updated and has a revised cover and text update.
Backpacking Centurion Volume 1 – Don’t Look Back In Bangor
Backpacking Centurion – Volume 2 – Lands Down Under
How To Buy Backpacking Centurion – Volume 3 – Taints And Honours on Amazon
Backpacking Centurion – Volume 3 – Taints And Honours
Finally Released: Backpacking Centurion: Volume 4 - The Black Volume
Backpacking Centurion: Volume 4 – The Black Volume

This Is The Next Century – A Northern Irishman’s Journey To 100 MORE Countries

My second book series “This Is The Next Century” covers my journey from country 100 (Tunisia) to country 200 (British Virgin Islands/Tortola) from 2015 until 2021. This series of four books were written on the road and were finally released from 2024.

Volume 1 – Aftershot (2024)
Volume 2 – Starogard Girl (2024)
Volume 3 – Average Inhabitant (EST 2025)
Volume 4 – Untitled (Possibly “Fool Circle”, “Timeful” or “Take Care My Friend”) (EST 2025)

This Is The Next Century: Volume 1 – AFTERSHOT
This Is The Next Century: Volume 2 – Starogard Girl

Untitled Series – A Northern Irishman’s Journey To The 220 Plus Club

After New Year’s Eve 2021, I worked out that British Virgin Islands was my 200th country and therefore the third series will be my country count from 200 onwards until the journey ends. This is very much in the early days with no exact titles for books yet.

Volume 1 – Untitled (EST 2026)
Volume 2 – Untitled (EST 2026)

My other printed books had a different niche.

Champian Stewartnova (Following The Northern Ireland International Football Team 1980 – 2009) (2023)

This book tracks my time supporting Northern Ireland from 1980 to 2009.

Champian Stewartnova

My New Football Book: ChampIAN STEWARTnova – Following the Northern Ireland Football Team 1980 – 2009

I Went To Gdansk With Somebody – How A Northern Irishman Ended Up Living In Poland (2022)

This book tracks how I ended up moving to Poland in 2016.

I Went To Gdansk With Somebody

My Latest Book: I Went To Gdańsk With Somebody
My Latest Book: I Went To Gdańsk With Somebody
Finally Released: Backpacking Centurion: Volume 4 - The Black Volume

Finally Released: Backpacking Centurion: Volume 4 – The Black Volume🖤🩶❌

“I stare at the sky and it leaves me blind” – Manic Street Preachers.

Finally Released: Backpacking Centurion: Volume 4 - The Black Volume
Finally Released: Backpacking Centurion: Volume 4 – The Black Volume

Backpacking Centurion was supposed to be a hat-trick, a trilogy. But Jonny Blair’s 100-country journey had too many stories for that. These are the uncut ones, or should I say the “cut ones”. They were left out for a reason and then stuck back in as a last minute supersub.

Finally Released: Backpacking Centurion: Volume 4 - The Black Volume🖤🩶❌
Finally Released: Backpacking Centurion: Volume 4 – The Black Volume🖤🩶❌

They were too gruesome, gory, crazy, insane, wacky, zany, ridiculous and mad for inclusion in the hat-trick. There were the horrors of death camps, overflowing toilets, innocent drug smuggling, border confusion, cider sinking on night buses and mates having intercourse with inflatables in the author’s living room.

Finally Released: Backpacking Centurion: Volume 4 - The Black Volume🖤🩶❌
Finally Released: Backpacking Centurion: Volume 4 – The Black Volume🖤🩶❌

This Volume, The Black Volume, completes the Backpacking Centurion era and will leave us with a splendid 147 break. 147 chapters about 100 countries before the darkness fell over Malaga on that night down the pub when a new era was about to unfold.

Out of the darkness and into the next century went Jonny Blair and his backpack.

“Everywhere death row; everyone’s a victim” – Manic Street Preachers.

Buy The Black Volume on Amazon here.

Buy The Black Volume on Lulu here – direct from the Publisher.

My Wactionary (Wacky Dictionary): Jonny Blair's Dictionary
Finally Released: Backpacking Centurion: Volume 4 – The Black Volume

Backpacking Centurion
Volume Four: The Black Volume

1980 – 2023 (38 chapters)

This volume has all the uncut stories and there are TWO options for reading it –

1.Chronologial order (order it happened).
2.Chapterical order (order it was written).

#theblackvolume #ulsterczyk #dontstopliving #backpackingcenturion

Finally Released: Backpacking Centurion: Volume 4 – The Black Volume🖤🩶❌

How to Read The Black Volume in Chronological Order

Chapter 123 – Vicky Shoots At My Stars (September 1997)
Chapter 128 – Regression Of 1997 Beer Pour (December 1997)
Chapter 143 – Watership Ballroom (After 1996)
Chapter 137 – The Blowjob Robbery (Unyearable)
Chapter 116 – Donkey Dong Front Room (August 2004)
Chapter 114 – Drinking The Piss (November 2004)
Chapter 118 – That’s Be Cider Pint (January 2005)
Chapter 120 – Locked Out / Lock Doubt (May 2005)
Chapter 111 – The Day We Didn’t Die Yet (July 2005)
Chapter 112 – 40 Points Behind With 5 Minutes Left (March 2006)
Chapter 141 – Swedish Wood (October 2006)
Chapter 144 – Frog (December 2006)
Chapter 138 – The Day I Didn’t Meet Noel Gallagher (April 2007)
Chapter 124 – Excrement Exit Showall (June 2007)
Chapter 142 – Smith’s Not Dead (August 2007)
Chapter 146 – Sticking It In A Dentist’s Mouth (August 2007)
Chapter 113 – Footloose And Legless (December 2007)
Chapter 136 – You Cannot Stand Under My Umbrella (2007 – 2009)
Chapter 119 – One Seventh Of A Television (September 2008)
Chapter 140 – Doctor Yes (The 1980s to 2009)
Chapter 117 – For Urine Only (2009)
Chapter 139 – Singapore Slinged (Unyearable)
Chapter 133 – Gay Rights Lecture (November 2009)
Chapter 125 – Last Bus Out Of Sydney (January 2010)
Chapter 130 – Irish Pub Nomad (December 2010)
Chapter 134 – Channer British (January 2011)
Chapter 129 – Leapfrog A Leprechaun (March 2011)
Chapter 115 – Man, You Shited (January 2012)
Chapter 132 – Death Camp Palace (July 2012)
Chapter 126 – Love Rocks: The Willy (September 2012)
Chapter 135 – Love Rocks: The Fanny (September 2012)
Chapter 122 – Meeting The Hero Of Israel (September 2013)
Chapter 127 – Europe’s Highest Village (October 2013)
Chapter 145 – Wet House (October 2014)
Chapter 131 – Everything But The Girls (November 2014)
Chapter 121 – A Lifestyle Of Reunions (December 2014)
Chapter 110 – After The Hat-Trick (September 2020)
Chapter 147 – Jonny O’Sullivan (The 147 Break) (October 2023)

“And I dub thee unforgiven” – Metallica.

Finally Released: Backpacking Centurion: Volume 4 - The Black Volume
Finally Released: Backpacking Centurion: Volume 4 – The Black Volume

“Times are hard when things have got no meaning; I’ve found a key upon the floor” – Noel Gallagher.

Finally Released: Backpacking Centurion: Volume 4 – The Black Volume🖤🩶❌
Finally Released: Backpacking Centurion: Volume 4 – The Black Volume🖤🩶❌

#beherenow #standbyme #whatsthematterwithyou

Backpacking Centurion - Volume 4 - The Black Volume

Backpacking Centurion Volume Four: The Black Volume🖤🩶❌Chapter Listing

Backpacking Centurion
Volume Four: The Black Volume
1980 – 2015 (38 chapters)
“And I dub thee unforgiven” – Metallica.

Buy The Black Volume on Amazon here.

Buy The Black Volume on Lulu here – direct from the Publisher.

Backpacking Centurion - Volume 4 - The Black Volume
Backpacking Centurion – Volume 4 – The Black Volume 

This will be the final part of the “Backpacking Centurion” jigsaw, finally! And even when it’s done, there are actually a few more chapters that have even failed to make it into any of these first four books. These are not confirmed, but the book is in its final edits and I’ll confirm a release date soon hopefully!

Basically the “Backpacking Centurion” covered four books, from 1980 – 2015 when I arrived in my 100th country, Tunisia. The Chapter numbering from Volume 1, continued through Volumes 2, 3 and now 4 meaning there are 147 chapters. Hence of course why the last chapter is a 147 break, a not out, and therefore titled snookerically, “Jonny O’Sullivan”.

#theblackvolume #ulsterczyk #dontstopliving #backpackingcenturion
Chapter 110 – After The Hat-Trick
Chapter 111 – The Day We Didn’t Die Yet
Chapter 112 – The Night We Were 40 Points Behind With 5 Minutes Left
Chapter 113 – Footloose And Legless
Chapter 114 – Drinking The Piss
Chapter 115 – Man, You Shited
Chapter 116 – Donkey Dong Front Room
Chapter 117 – For Urine Only
Chapter 118 – That’s Be Cider Pint
Chapter 119 – Only Fools Fall In Love / Falling In Love In Antarctica
Chapter 120 – The Day I Didn’t Meet Noel Gallagher
Chapter 121 – A Lifestyle Of Reunions
Chapter 122 – Meeting The Hero Of Israel
Chapter 123 – Vicky Shoots At My Stars
Chapter 124 – Excrement Exit Showall
Chapter 125 – Let Me See The Willy
Chapter 126 – Last Bus Out Of Sydney
Chapter 127 – Europe’s Highest Village
Chapter 128 – Accidental Teacher
Chapter 129 – Books In The Wall
Chapter 130 – Irish Pub The Guinness Rugby Tackle
Chapter 131 – Everything Including The Girl
Chapter 132 – Dick Rock
Chapter 133 – The Time My Name Was Channer British
Chapter 134 – MSL/I Love You
Chapter 135 – You Cannot Stand Under My Umbrella
Chapter 136 – Doctor Yes
Chapter 137 – The Blowjob Robbery
Chapter 138 – Omitted Ta Pa Tsune
Chapter 139 – Singapore Slinged
Chapter 140 – 1997 Beer Pour (Needs A Proper Title)
Chapter 141 – Swedish Wood
Chapter 142 – Smith’s Not Dead
Chapter 143 – Watership Ballroom
Chapter 144 – Frog
Chapter 145 – Wet House
Chapter 146 – Sticking It In A Dentist’s Mouth
Chapter 147 – Jonny O’Sullivan

Not yet / left out –

Low Austin
Barri Antics

Living With James

My Brunei Girl

Exico/Sexico/Mexico City
Rare Bite Of Pressure
Countries That Didn’t Get Chapters Still Don’t Get Chapters

What It Is Is
Jurassic Park
Whackpacking In Countries You’ve Never Heard Of
Books In The Wall
Two Leet
A Final Straw
The Night My Chilean Friend Pulled a Random Because I Showed Her My Sausage
Shit Airlines
How Many Azerbaijanis Can Ye Fit Intill A Lada?
Tell Me The Story About Rodriguez
Sri Lanka
Traincloud
I Don’t Want To Write Another Story About Another Story
(Expecting Love)
Charlie Chapter
*** ******* ****
Hard Shoulder

Backpacking Centurion - Volume 4 - The Black Volume

Backpacking Centurion – Volume 4 – The Black Volume🖤🩶❌

** BOOK UPDATE ** Don’t Stop Writing!!
Volume 4 of my Backpacking Centurion “trilogy” is finally on its way!! Originally the Backpacking Centurion series was meant to be ONE book, then it turned into 3 – a trilogy, a hat-trick. I’m now releasing a FOURTH volume of the “uncut” stuff!
Buy The Black Volume on Amazon here.

Buy The Black Volume on Lulu here – direct from the Publisher.
#backpackingcenturion #trilogy #hattrick #fourlogy #fourtrick #extrabook #uncut #cut #dsl #dontstopliving #theblackvolume

Backpacking Centurion - Volume 4 - The Black Volume
Backpacking Centurion – Volume 4 – The Black Volume

“I stare at the sky and it leaves me blind” – Manic Street Preachers.

Backpacking Centurion was supposed to be a hat-trick, a trilogy. But Jonny Blair’s 100-country journey had too many stories for that. These are the uncut ones, or should I say the “cut ones”. They were left out for a reason and then stuck back in as a last minute supersub.

They were too gruesome, gory, crazy, insane, wacky, zany, ridiculous and mad for inclusion in the hat-trick. There were the horrors of death camps, overflowing toilets, innocent drug smuggling, border confusion, cider sinking on night buses and mates having intercourse with inflatables in the author’s living room.

This Volume, The Black Volume, completes the Backpacking Centurion era and will leave us with a splendid 147 break. 147 chapters about 100 countries before the darkness fell over Malaga on that night down the pub when a new era was about to unfold.

Out of the darkness and into the next century went Jonny Blair and his backpack.

“Everywhere death row; everyone’s a victim” – Manic Street Preachers.

Backpacking Centurion - Volume 4 - The Black Volume
Backpacking Centurion – Volume 4 – The Black Volume

Details of the book’s release date and launch will follow.

In the meantime, Backpacking Centurion Volume 1 – Don’t Look Back In Bangor has been updated and has a revised cover and text update.

Backpacking Centurion Volume 1 - Don't Look Back In Bangor has been updated and has a revised cover and text update.
Backpacking Centurion Volume 1 – Don’t Look Back In Bangor has been updated and has a revised cover and text update.

Meanwhile, you can still buy all my other books here –
Buy The Black Volume on Amazon here.

Buy The Black Volume on Lulu here – direct from the Publisher.

This Is The Next Century: My Upcoming Book Trilogy

This Is The Next Century: My Upcoming Book Trilogy

“Despite my rage, I’m still just a rat in a cage” – Smashing Pumpkins.

This Is The Next Century: My Upcoming Book Trilogy
This Is The Next Century: My Upcoming Book Trilogy

Currently, via a local Earl Grey Beer, I am going through all the travel chapters I wrote on my journeys – I wrote them on buses, in airports, in hostels, in cafes, anywhere really…I initially wrote them for future books/blog posts yet I just left them unedited, unpublished, unchecked. Initially I thought they were excrement needing huge edits, but now they’ll mostly be revived as they were. However, I sacked my publishers and editors last year and hence the delay with my next two books (both finished but awaiting a new publisher/proper edits). The “Backpacking Centurion Trilogy” had 3 books in the initial series with another one also still not yet released!! (Volume 4 – The Black Volume TBR). We backtrack a tad.

Backpacking Centurion Volume 1 – Don’t Look Back In Bangor.
Backpacking Centurion Volume 2 – Lands Down Under.
Backpacking Centurion Volume 3 – Taints And Honours.

South America Borders
Hiking the Inca Trail in Peru
My first ever travel blog

 

“Been around the world; there’s no place like home” – East 17.

This Is The Next Century: My Upcoming Book Trilogy
This Is The Next Century: My Upcoming Book Trilogy

This new set will be a trilogy from my country 100 to my country 200. Working titles of THIS IS THE NEXT CENTURY’s volumes –
Volume 1 – Aftershot. (2015 – 2016)
Volume 2 – Starogard Girl. (2016 – 2019)
Volume 3 – (Untitled but considering stealing my own title of “Fool Circle” or “Watership Ballroom” / “Glory Days Loyal” / “Mindcaught”) (2019 – 2021)

This Is The Next Century: My Upcoming Book Trilogy
This Is The Next Century: My Upcoming Book Trilogy

#dontstopliving #backpackingcenturion #titnc #thisisthenextcentury #mindcaught #glorydaysloyal #watershipballroom #foolcircle #aftershot #starogardgirl #dsl #gdl #wacaday

My New Football Book: ChampIAN STEWARTnova - Following the Northern Ireland Football Team 1980 - 2009

My book ChampIAN STEWARTnova Was Stolen

My New Football Book: ChampIAN STEWARTnova - Following the Northern Ireland Football Team 1980 - 2009
My New Football Book: ChampIAN STEWARTnova – Following the Northern Ireland Football Team 1980 – 2009

November 2022 was the scheduled release of a 42 year in making book, my epic ChampIAN STEWARTnova. Following the Northern Ireland football team 1980-2009.

In true irony, the only parts of that book that remain in full are the only TWO parts NOT done by me.
1.The cover art and design. I have them on email thank God, from Daniel Sidebottom, my designer. As well as uploaded to this blog.
2.The Foreword written by World Cup footballer (Mexico 86) Ian Stewart. Ian emailed it to me, so I have it.

The rest is lost forever despite me backing it up in three places.
1.My laptop desktop. Standard. Stolen
2.My backup hard drive. Also standard but I backed it up in June 2022 last, which was before a lot of the very final edits and chapter adding. RETRIEVED!!
3.A special USB I had only for my books and poetry. Stolen.

Imagine on one day, I take ALL THREE of those out of my flat with me. And on that day a criminal asshole that should be sentenced to life imprisonment cowardly and callously steals my laptop on a bus with a snatch and grab attack. It all happened so fast and I only realised the horror of that nasty theft when I returned to my flat.

It was then I realised that for once, I hadn’t emailed that book to myself or anyone. I had only those three backups of it. I hadn’t saved or written it anywhere else. That book, with 42 years of effort was gone.

It was a BRILLIANT BOOK. It had stories from watching Northern Ireland football matches from 1980-2009. Once it was finished, I started working on the follow up book, untitled but to be about “20 years following Northern Ireland without actually living there, 2003-2023”. That book was 50% finished as well. It’s gone too.

They’re gone and I don’t have the energy to do 42 more years of work. The only real way I would consider this book being released is if the thief goes to prison or i find a person willing to write/type it all up again if I read it to them. Even then, it will be a different book. I cannot replicate those stories.

For peace of mind, here is the cover art and the final chapter listing, I have a draft version but it will take me a LONG TIME to recover from this and get it ready to release.

My New Football Book: ChampIAN STEWARTnova – Following the Northern Ireland Football Team 1980 – 2009
My New Football Book: ChampIAN STEWARTnova - Following the Northern Ireland Football Team 1980 - 2009
My New Football Book: ChampIAN STEWARTnova – Following the Northern Ireland Football Team 1980 – 2009

My New Football Book: ChampIAN STEWARTnova - Following the Northern Ireland Football Team 1980 - 2009
My New Football Book: ChampIAN STEWARTnova – Following the Northern Ireland Football Team 1980 – 2009

ChampIAN STEWARTnova by Jonny Blair
ChampIAN STEWARTnova by Jonny Blair

Chapter 1 – Where It Began
Chapter 2 – Arconada…Armstrong!
Chapter 3 – Stewart’s Enquiry
Chapter 4 – Norman’s Conquest
Chapter 5 – Zubizaretta…Clarke!
Chapter 6 – The Norman Whiteside Soccer School/Always Look On The Whiteside of Life
Chapter 7 – Darko Pancev
Chapter 8 – Jim Magilton On His Debut
Chapter 9 – You Weren’t Going Till The USA
Chapter 10 – Steve Morrow Never Dies
Chapter 11 – Here We Go…Again
Chapter 12 – We Were The Champions
Chapter 13 – The Day The Football Died
Chapter 14 – Danny Boy
Chapter 15 – The Healy Awakes
Chapter 16 – One Neil Lennon
Chapter 17 – The Night Healy Ended The Drought
Chapter 18 – The Princes of Wales/There’s Only One Dirty Sanchez
Chapter 19 – Four Nil And You Still Don’t Sing
Chapter 20 – From Deansgate To Brandenburg Gate To Barfgate
Chapter 21 – Every Night I’ve Been Eating My Coleslaw
Chapter 22 – DJ-ing With Colin Murray
Chapter 23 – Northern Ireland 1-0 England
Chapter 24 – Badnight Vienna
Chapter 25 – He Came From The Cregagh
Chapter 26 – WAGM and SOENISC
Chapter 27 – Roy of The Rovers Reads David Healy Comics
Chapter 28 – YAMD
Chapter 29 – Isle Of Green
Chapter 30 – Everybody Frankenstein
Chapter 31 – Gillingham Away
Chapter 32 – We’re In The Army Now
Chapter 33 – A Kick In The Baltics
Chapter 34 – Right Backs On The Left
Chapter 35 – Fermanagh’s Ulster Goal Machine
Chapter 36 – Bratislava
Chapter 37 – Trieste
Chapter 38 – Green and White Water Rafting Army
Chapter 39 – Any Port In A Snowstorm
Chapter 40 – Ryanair Loyal
Chapter 41 – The Day I Quit The SOENISC
Chapter 42 – Solitude To Debrecen
Chapter 43 – Just Being Scilly Would Have Happened
Chapter 44 – Ulster’s Number One
Chapter 45 – The End of A Northern Eire
Chapter 45 – ChampIAN STEWARTnova
Chapter 46 – Where were you for Chile 89?

Omitted – Why Serbia At Home Was Significant
Omitted – Tony Kane Loyal
Omitted – The Norman Whiteside Soccer School

My New Football Book: ChampIAN STEWARTnova – Following the Northern Ireland Football Team 1980 – 2009

My New Football Book: ChampIAN STEWARTnova – Following the Northern Ireland Football Team 1980 – 2009 is currently in its final edits. This took a lot longer than I anticipated – the writing was basically completed by October 2010, but one thing after another led to delays. Many chapters had to be skipped, cut, replaced, ommited, repositioned, edited etc. This list below is the current chapter listing, which I admit is also subject to change depending on the publishing details and stipulations before the printing begins.

My New Football Book: ChampIAN STEWARTnova - Following the Northern Ireland Football Team 1980 - 2009
My New Football Book: ChampIAN STEWARTnova – Following the Northern Ireland Football Team 1980 – 2009

There will be a further update around the time of the book’s release, which I expect to be BEFORE Qatar 2022 starts.

Chapter 1 – Where It Began
Chapter 2 – Arconada…Armstrong!
Chapter 3 – Stewart’s Enquiry
Chapter 4 – Norman’s Conquest
Chapter 5 – Zubizaretta…Clarke!
Chapter 6 – The Norman Whiteside Soccer School/Always Look On The Whiteside of Life
Chapter 7 – Darko Pancev
Chapter 8 – Jim Magilton On His Debut
Chapter 9 – You Weren’t Going Till The USA
Chapter 10 – Steve Morrow Never Dies
Chapter 11 – Here We Go…Again
Chapter 12 – We Were The Champions
Chapter 13 – The Day The Football Died
Chapter 14 – Danny Boy
Chapter 15 – The Healy Awakes
Chapter 16 – One Neil Lennon
Chapter 17 – The Night Healy Ended The Drought
Chapter 18 – The Princes of Wales/There’s Only One Dirty Sanchez
Chapter 19 – Four Nil And You Still Don’t Sing
Chapter 20 – From Deansgate To Brandenburg Gate To Barfgate
Chapter 21 – Every Night I’ve Been Eating My Coleslaw
Chapter 22 – DJ-ing With Colin Murray
Chapter 23 – Northern Ireland 1-0 England
Chapter 24 – Badnight Vienna
Chapter 25 – He Came From The Cregagh
Chapter 26 – WAGM and SOENISC
Chapter 27 – Roy of The Rovers Reads David Healy Comics
Chapter 28 – YAMD
Chapter 29 – Isle Of Green
Chapter 30 – Everybody Frankenstein
Chapter 31 – Gillingham Away
Chapter 32 – We’re In The Army Now
Chapter 33 – A Kick In The Baltics
Chapter 34 – Right Backs On The Left
Chapter 35 – Fermanagh’s Ulster Goal Machine
Chapter 36 – Bratislava
Chapter 37 – Trieste
Chapter 38 – Green and White Water Rafting Army
Chapter 39 – Any Port In A Snowstorm
Chapter 40 – Ryanair Loyal
Chapter 41 – The Day I Quit The SOENISC
Chapter 42 – Solitude To Debrecen
Chapter 43 – Just Being Scilly Would Have Happened
Chapter 44 – Ulster’s Number One
Chapter 45 – The End of A Northern Eire
Chapter 45 – ChampIAN STEWARTnova
Chapter 46 – Where were you for Chile 89?

Omitted – Why Serbia At Home Was Significant
Omitted – Tony Kane Loyal
Omitted – The Norman Whiteside Soccer School

My New Football Book: ChampIAN STEWARTnova – Following the Northern Ireland Football Team 1980 – 2009

Original Chapter Listing is below – it doesn’t apply anymore.

Chapters

Chapter 1 – Where It Began
Chapter 2 – Arconada…Armstrong!
Chapter 3 – Stewart’s Enquiry
Chapter 4 – Norman’s Conquest
Chapter 5 – Zubizaretta…Clarke!
Chapter 6 – Darko Pancev
Chapter 7 – Jim Magilton On His Debut
Chapter 8 – You Weren’t Going to the USA
Chapter 9 – Steve Morrow Never Dies
Chapter 10 – One Neil Lennon
Chapter 11 – We Were The Champions
Chapter 12 – The Night Healy Ended The Drought
Chapter 13 – The Princes of Wales
Chapter 14 – Four Nil And You Still Don’t Sing
Chapter 15 – Every Night I’ve Been Eating My Coleslaw
Chapter 16 – DJ-ing With Colin Murray
Chapter 17 – Flag Stays Down, Healy!
Chapter 18 – Badnight Vienna
Chapter 19 – Waggim
Chapter 20 –
Chapter 21 – YAMD
Chapter 22 – Gillingham Away
Chapter 23 – We’re In The Army Now
Chapter 24 – Right Backs On The Left
Chapter 25 –
Chapter 26 – Roy of The Rovers Reads David Healy Comics
Chapter 27 – Fermanagh’s Ulster Goal Machine
Chapter 28 – Green and White Water Rafting Army
Chapter 29 – San Marino Away
Chapter 30 – The Day I Quit The SOENISC
Chapter 31 – The End of An Eire
Chapter 32 – End of the Road
Chapter 33 – Why Serbia At Home Was Significant
Chapter 34 – ChampIAN STEWARTnova
Chapter 35 – Where were you for Chile 89?

My New Football Book: ChampIAN STEWARTnova - Following the Northern Ireland Football Team 1980 - 2009
My New Football Book: ChampIAN STEWARTnova – Following the Northern Ireland Football Team 1980 – 2009