When you are out travelling the world you never know where you will end up next. Every new city or town I arrive in, I do little research. It’s only when you get to these places that you get extra ideas. A couple of my blog followers, Laura and Kyle alerted me of Cafe Masoch in Lviv. I hadn’t heard of it before, but after my jaunt to Lviv, I’d not forget this place, or the bars of Lviv for a while.
It turns out that Lviv boasts the home of Leopold Ritter von Sacher-Masoch, founder of sexual masochism and from where the word takes its name, Masoch. I was based in the swanky Citadel Inn for a few days and set my eyes on doing some crazy stuff in this city with some lunatic bar visits thrown in, in line with my visits to bars in North Korea, Transylvania (drinking Dracula Blood Beer) and drinking wine in Adammia!
The cafe was closed on my first two danders past but third time lucky, after 4pm, it was open. I headed in for a pint of beer. The location is Serbska Street, 7, Lviv, Lviv Oblast, Ukraine near the Old Town Square. It’s easy to find and also has a Masoch Cafe website and is on Facebook.
I chose the local beer which was Zenyk and cost 26 Hryvnia (which is $1.1 USD) for 500 ml, so less than a pound a pint!! The menu itself is a stylish chained up heavyweight boarded effort.
The bar has a sensual sexy interior dominated by red and black. A sultry waitress serves me in suspenders. Her name is Valeria. After a few sips, I ask to get spanked. She brings a pair of handcuffs over and cuffs me to the chair in the corner. She brandishes a whip, pulls up my shirt to reveal my naked back to a crowd of four. She asks me to say “more” and then whips me hard and good FIVE times. My Japanese travel buddy Ikuma is in hysterics.
My back has three lengthy red scars on it for the next three days but it was worth it. I love these crazy moments of madness on the backpacking journey.
“These moments of silliness are where I find my heaven” – Gigolo Aunts
While in Cafe Masox, I also read the information on the walls and checked out the dildos, breasts and willies scattered around the bar. The bar has two floors including a sexy basement. One to take your lover perhaps.
When we ask for the bills (separate bills for Ikuma and I), they come in women’s sexy clothing! One is in a high heeled shoe, the other in a bra!
On the way out you can pose by the statue of Masoc. Girls, if you put your hands in his pocket you can feel his willy! Life size for a turn-on though not erect. Even though I am completely straight, I still stuck my hand in for a quick feel as it’s only a statue! No sexual services are offered, this is just for fun!
So yes – get to Lviv and enjoy the charms of Cafe Masoch. Thanks to the staff for a cool experience. My back has now fully recovered!
Here are my videos from the bar:
That is hilarious! I would have expected something like this in Amsterdam, Las Vegas or Pattaya, but not in the Ukraine! Then again, I didn’t know Masoch was from Lviv, so it makes sense why this bar is here.
Hi Ray, yes I didn’t know he was from here either until I travelled. But I always think it’s fitting that the actual location of such spots are relevant to where they derived from. Hence why the Titanic Museum being in Belfast is the correct choice for such a museum as it was built there. Equally the Stalin museum in Gori, Georgia and again this one. Head over and get your ass or back spanked! Safe travels. Jonny
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