Travelling around and becoming a nomad often means changing countries more often than your underwear. This can often lead to the usual frolics – shagging on trains, blowjobs on street corners and trying to sleep in a hostel bunk knowing the Peruvian couple sleeping above you are doing it doggy style. Without going into too many details or mentioning names, here’s a few guaranteed easy ways to get laid and have a bit of sex when you travel! (By the way I’m writing this from a male perspective since I’m male, hope some of these ways work for the ladies too!). For one post only, Don’t Stop Living is Don’t Stop Shagging! Good luck and always carry condoms and stay safe!
1. Stay in MIXED dorms!
So you want to meet a girl on your travels? The easiest way has to be to stay in mixed dorms. That way you’re guaranteed to sleep in the same room as them, chat to them and tour the city together. After a curry and a few beers somewhere, the next natural move can often be a lot more than just room-mates.
Advice – buy her a few drinks, carry condoms and don’t waken the others!
2. Talk to the hostel staff.
Owners of hostels and hostel staff often lead busy lives, indeed some of the receptionists and cleaners have boring, mundane existences. Chat away to them! If a lady comes in to wash the showers, get talking to her, ask her about the city, invite her out. She might also show you around. If she knows you’re heading off again the next morning, she might be gagging for it as much as you.
Advice – Do it in the staff room out the back. She has the keys, and you won’t disturb anyone. But check she’s not also fuck1ng the owner first!
3. Drink in local bars.
Bars attract people that are sociable and outgoing. Local girls like a bit of variety, they’ll want to meet foreigners and strangers. So prop up beside them, buy them a cocktail of their choice, listen to their life story and invite them back to the hostel for a ‘nightcap’. Also chat away to the bar staff – I’ve done bar work countless times and know how it works. Staff shag each other, customers root the staff, one night stands etc.
Advice – Chat away to girls in bars but beware of ‘working girls’, don’t buy girls drinks unless you can trust them, don’t reveal too many personal details to someone you’ve just met.
4. Go on tours with fellow travellers!
Your fellow travellers are also often single and up for a bit of hanky panky. Go on tours with them. Whether it be a bus tour, a boat tour, a museum tour, going sky diving etc. You will bond well with them during the day. Exchange travel stories. By night you’ll want to eat and drink together. By midnight you could be groping your first ever set of Taiwanese breasts!
Advice – book tours with fellow travellers, chat away to them, eat and drink with them!
5. Red Light Districts!
In the case of “curiosity killed the cat” there is also the option of paying for a handjob, blowjob, sex and so on. Not my personal cup of tea, (though I do have one story to share, someday) but I’ve met many travellers who are prone to it. This one is simple – find your local red light district, turn up, pick your girl and agree a price. In places like England, you can find London Call Girls easily enough.
Advice – BE EXTREMELY CAREFUL – and probably best to visit these types of areas in a group. Probably best not to take any credit cards as well. Wearing a condom is a MUST.
It is understandable if you’re apprehensive about physically visiting a Red Light District. Thankfully, there are alternatives for shy travelers. These types of arrangements are made online or over the phone.
6. Go Partying!
Sign up for pub crawls, nights out, visit bars and clubs and have a great time. You might even get lucky by the end of the night. I’ve partied in places like Kaunas, Buenos Aires, Skopje, Bolivia and Antarctica.
Advice – Enjoy yourself, but don’t drink too much and wear protection of course!
7. Quit being picky or choosy!
If you really want to have sex when you travel you have to become more open and wordly. You might be a Protestant and find yourself with a Catholic. You might hate girls with dyed pink hair and then fall in love with one. You’re on your travels and you will meet so many amazing people, stop being picky or choosy over who you chat with, go out with, drink with and fu*k! Nobody is above or below you – we are all equal. You’ll see the sexual acts that other nationalities have to offer. Nobody likes a fusspot.
Advice – Get to know girls first, don’t be fussy or picky, have a laugh with them, flirt away and enjoy yourself!
8. Walk around naked!
This could well not be a decent tip, but at least you’ll get a laugh and a bit of attention from the others. I’ve actually done this myself a few times alone and with others, and seen a few others do it. Why be ashamed of your body! Show the girls your assets. I’ve got my willy out a load of times on my travels including Finland, Antarctica, the nudist English garden in Munich and Finland.
Advice – Don’t be shy. Guys – Get your willy out! Girls – Show off your boobies!
9. Fu*k your travel buddy!
If you’re travelling around with a girl and it’s just the two of you. Sooner or later there might be a moment you have to get changed together, squeeze onto a bus together, dance together, support each other, hug. These things can always lead to wandering hands and a bit of pleasure. Better still as you already know them. Often known as friends with benefits or special friends.
Advice – If you want it, don’t hold back. You only live once. No regrets and don’t stop living!
10. Travel with your partner.
This should really be number one, but if I put it at number one you wouldn’t bother reading the rest. The easiest way to have sex when you travel is to bring your girlfriend, partner or wife! You’re in love and that’s all that matters. Love is the greatest thing we have. Number 10 is my favourite one by the way, having tried almost all of the others!
Advice – Don’t stop loving!
38 thoughts on “10 Ways to get SEX when you Travel ;-)”
I’m all about getting a good shag on! I think the post is funny and quite informative. However, I can’t help but wonder if these women know that their photos are posted here as an example of conquest. If so, you might want to add that piece of info.
Thanks for the comment Laurel – just a bit of a laugh from my travels – been travelling for almost a decade so most of these “conquests” were years ago. The photos are just a few people I’ve met and travelled with over the years, I’m friends with them all – they’re not necessarily linked to any shagging 😉
I am looking for same trips with a mix of travel and sex. Please suggest me, where do i start. What is the cheap and best country to travel for sex?
Hi Rajesh – Taiwan and Thailand have to be good guesses but it’s not really my niche – this is just a fun article 😉 Safe travels. Jonny
From our initiative and attractiveness depends if during any journey you will find yourself a partner for sex. How to try it is always something that might come up.
Hi Confidential Girl – thanks for your comment but no need to be so shy and embarrassed about your reply, give the world your name 😉 Safe travels and happy shagging, Jonny
I’m over 60 and want to meet singles on my trip but not a hooker
Hi Albert thanks for your comment – pretty hilarious there mate! There’s plenty of options without resorting to hookers! Safe travels, Jonny
Thanks for the great advice! I just came across your blog and love the content. I look forward to reading your posts in the future!
Hi Dhruvi, thanks for the comment although I don’t really think you have read my blog have you? If you had you would realise I won’t be blogging in the near future due to depression. My post on 31.12.2016 was my last. Safe travels. Jonny
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How can i get laid in paris easily?
Hi King, Showing your willy is always a good tip, but these days I’d stick to the original chatting up girls in bars. Plus Paris is a bit romantic so I am not sure they will appreciate it if you suddenly whipped your Eiffel Tower out! Safe travels. Jonny
Now what I wonder is WHERE to have the sex.
Hi Michael, Thanks for the comment. It’s up to you – find a good spot and start willying it. Safe condoms, Jonny
you have been in Prague before, how man can easly get laid without dealing with hookers, means local beautiful girls? which place to visit exactly? there is any tips to do?
PS: I am Shy ,non talkative guy!
thanks for the advice
Hi Claudio, get your willy out or get a girlfriend. Safe travels. Jonny
hello everybody, I’m from Saudi Arabia and I’m planning to visit many countries and blend with locals but I’m always worried about not being welcome from other people who doesn’t like arabs, I know this might be silly but I really need help.
Hi Aref, Thanks for the comment. I haven’t yet been to Saudi Arabia and I am not sure what you mean here, but I wish you all the best with your future travels. Jonny
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Hi Tom, thanks for the travel tips. Safe travels. Jonny
This is hilarious dude.. I’m gonna try it soon enough since im staying at mixed hostel HAHAHAHA
Hi Sanger / Daniel – 100% sure a fake name or comment but good luck and safe travels. Jonny
On Your travels, what percentage would you guestimate the girl/woman took the initiative? I’m extrovert enough when I’m in the mood, but would love women to be more assertive in the sexual domain.
Hope Your depression is over. Cheers.
Hi Radar, girls always took the initiative, it was never me. Depression is tough but I’,m still alive. Best wishes. Jonny
Yes sometimes i also feel that having sex when travelling is quite good and pleasure for both my partner and me.
8. Walk around naked!
that+ some other stuff is WRONG!!for hetero sex
mybe helpful NOT BE PICKY 20 years older women and homo men are maybe often willing
Just want to say thanks for this Great post your way of sharing content full of information and worth reading and sharing keep writing great stuff i will be back soon for reading more post.
Hi Traveler, no it is NOT wrong. We were born naked and it is natural to be naked in life, totally disagree. Too many politically correct buck eejits exist in this modern era. In cavemen times and Biblical days, nudity was the norm. Safe travels. Jonny
Hi Hindi, great advice and safe travels. Jonny
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Wow such a great article i really like your article thanks for sharing.
I also feel that having sex when travelling is quite good and pleasure for both my partner and me.
Hi Gloria, thanks for the comment. I am happy that you enjoyed my post and are enjoying top notch sex ;-). Best wishes. Jonny
Hi Paris, thanks for the comment. I am happy that you enjoyed my post. Best wishes. Jonny
Hi Sumik, thanks for the comment. I am happy that you enjoyed my post. Best wishes. Jonny
Hi Chat4Smile, thanks for the comment, glad you enjoy my sex post. Stay safe. Jonny