Sunday’s Inspiration: Backpacking Centurion is Forever, Ever Delayed

“Hey mate, when’s yer book out?” – At least three people to me.

I’ve even found a way to delay procrastination. The book, Backpacking Centurion is NOT ready but here’s an update. The idea of writing a book first emerged in a chat down the pub in Bangor with my mates in the year 2000 before I had even travelled. I went home that night and typed up the worst book of all time and never released it nor mentioned it again. It was a fictional novel about an idiot travelling round the world in a hotel. I even gave the hotel a name – the Barcode Hotel. The idiot was given the name of Roadrunner Toothbrush and he had a sidekick called Chisel Massachussets and a girlfriend called Typewriter Connecticut. I shelved the idea for a better day.

Writing away to my heart's content during a flight delay in Xiamen, China.

Writing my book in Xiamen, China.

Fast forward to 2007 and I had started an online travel blog, released some of my poems and lyrics online and had managed to visit 30 countries including Belarus and Liechtenstein. Nothing there that merits a re-think on the whole writing a book idea though. Roadrunner Toothbrush was the worst lead character of any book ever. But that dude was fictional. This dude right here was really travelling the world.

Jonny Blair boarding a train from Minsk to Bobruisk in 2007 living a lifestyle of travel

Boarding a slow train from Minsk to Bobruisk, Belarus in 2007.

I was living in Australia in 2009 and the travel blog continued from there to Antarctica and onto Venezuela which became my 50th country to have visited in early 2011. I didn’t bother celebrating that fact (nor did I even know it was number 50 at the time) as I was too busy dodging bullets and cocaine raids in downtown Caracas. But aged 30 I had been to 50 countries and every continent, all from money earned as a barman/ferry steward/PR rep.

arrival in venezuela

Arrival in Venezuela at San Antonio Del Tachira in 2011. This was country 50 on the journey.

Early 2011 the idea for a book came up again. A friend mentioned it and so did my flatmates in Australia. But this time, not a fictional novel. A real life book on my travels. But nobody will ever read that surely. My blog was scraping 2,000 page views a month despite the fact I had about 700 live articles on there, but I was getting way too many e-mails from travellers to not be getting paid for this. I locked the door in my hostel room in Malaysia, wrote three chapters of the book and shelved it. For a better day.

Nobody reads about this shit

Night train in Malaysia: Nobody reads about this shit

By the end of 2012, Don’t Stop Living was relaunched and I increased awareness and quantity of my blog posts. There were too many fake travel bloggers making money from their average South East Asia blogs that I decided to come in and eat some of their cake. I changed my travel blog from a hobby into a business overnight and didn’t sleep for the first 2 weeks. The result? 30,000 page views a month and I earned my first $60 US as a professional travel blogger. I re-read those three chapters of the book, liked them, I added a fourth and shelved it again. I was writing notes on paper as I backpacked through the most ridiculous parts of China.

On a slow boat through China

On a slow boat through China

By 2013, I kind of realised I wanted to keep moving, keep writing and be my own boss – I didn’t want to work in bars any more and I didn’t want to be teaching English or cleaning toilets in Guernsey. At this stage, I was making $2,000 US a month from this website and a few others. Life had changed a bit. Travel wise, I had now been to 12 provinces in China and I was on 90 odd countries now and ready for more. I just didn’t want to stop writing or travelling. I set myself a target of writing one chapter a month until I had a book ready and trying to average a new country a month. By the end of 2014 I had 47 chapters finished and I liked what I had written. Well in advance of any launch, I gave the book a title, gave the chapters some titles and got a cover designed. At the time I thought the book would be ready for March 2015. In fact I was caining it so I felt no reason why I couldn’t launch it the same day I hit country 100. Despite the fact I met (unbenown to me at the time) the infamous pantomime villian and culprit, I wrote 5 chapters in one day in a hostel in Romania.

Backpacking in Tunisia: Top 5 Sights in Mahdia

Backpacking in Tunisia: 100 not out.

However, in March 2015 when I finally hit the real 100th country on my list, the book still wasn’t ready. But now I had a story to tell. 100 countries of real life travel from a glorified barman. Not too bad. How many barmen have backpacked through a century of countries? Probably quite a few but how many had an 8 year old travel blog telling the tale and 47 chapters of a book written? And how many of them had watched AFC Bournemouth rise from second bottom of Division Four to the Premier League? Everything was just a dream, but the book had already taken a dent. Again, who would read this? I was doing it for me only and to sell a copy would be a dream.

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You’ve lost 47 chapters of your book

My Fruit Branded computer busticated in January 2015 taking with it all 47 chapters at that point. I got an expert in to help recover the data but 18 of the chapters were lost for good. The book idea was shelved and I considered releasing what I had written the way it was. But it wasn’t a story. It wasn’t a progression and there were too many holes and gaps. In fact, it was a load of excrement. Even Roadrunner Toothbrush in his heyday could have told you that. I’d been to towns nobody had heard of and written about them as if they were better than New York, Belfast or Bournemouth. Some of the material would have felt at home in a toilet.

Tuesday's Travel Problems: How to deal with Soroche (Altitude Sickness).

People won’t believe me when I tell them all the places I’ve been

When you have passion for this type of thing though, it’s easy. Writing a book is easy. It’s the editing and the checking and the making sure you have everything in there you need that is the hard part. May 2015 I retired myself to Hong Kong to finish the book, finally!! A lot of the book’s inspiration came from my time in China, Taiwan and Hong Kong. I wanted to write 147 chapters and then axe 47 of them and release 100. That was the Masterplan and I now had a bit of time before my next big trip. I was in control, I was working for myself and took time off football and alcohol.

hong kong delaneys irish pub

Inspired nights working in Asia and I was back in Hong Kong to finish the book

But on my return to Hong Kong I changed my mind. I didn’t want to force myself to write those chapters just to get the book out of the way, so I wrote them when I felt like it – when the inspiration came back. Like I was on a bus in Kowloon and was so busy writing a chapter, I got off when the bus stopped instead of half way through. But everyday wasn’t inspired and full of chapter writing at all. I concentrated on business instead and caning some serious money from travel blogging. I had all these websites floating around making a bit of cash but I wanted more so I upped the ante and forgot about the book. For once, I just wanted the money and I took on three new projects over the summer as well as learning Cantonese.

hong kong dollars

I just want the money.

I’m a perfectionist as well. The book has to be right, as it’s important for me. I don’t want to just put it out there and then get on with my life. I want to do some proper promotion for it and be around for that. I won’t release it one day then head straight to my laptop and sell a load of sponsored posts and bang out another 20 articles for a company to earn a load of cash the next day. I’ll be promoting it, marketing it and will have a small gathering in Bangor, my hometown to tell you about the book and release the first copies of it. Poland will feature heavily too as I need the book to be really what I craved.

So – The book is on its way, but it’s forever delayed.

Travelling and trying to earn money have taken preference in my life ahead of this book. And yes, I probably could have typed up another chapter in the time it’s taken me to write this post but I wanted to let people know that it’s not ready yet and won’t be for a while.

I can’t wait to get it finished though. The book will only be the half way journey. The first 100 – 105 countries I reckon. There’s no going back now, it’s one more step along the world I go – I’m back on the road again and I’ll be writing as much of the book as I can on the way. As a result though, this website will suffer a bit – there will be less posts than usual. For the last four years there has been an average of one post a day on here. No day off in four years sounds a bit drastic and it is.

So as of today – The first 54 chapters are done and dusted but like I say I want 147 then axe 47 of them so it feels like I’ve beaten the ghost of those lost chapters. These ones are done and dusted completely and I like the first 15 chapters so much, here’s a taste of Backpacking Centurion.

Chapter 1 – Fool Circle (2015)
Chapter 2 – My Childhood Sweetheart (1984 – 1991)
Chapter 3 – Arconada…Armstrong! (1982 – 1990)
Chapter 4 – My First Backpacking Adventure (1991)
Chapter 5 – The Great Exam Heist (1994)
Chapter 6 – Where Were You While We Were Getting High? (1994 – 1996)
Chapter 7 – The OXI One (1997)
Chapter 8 – The Good Friday Disagreement (1997-1998)
Chapter 9 – My Favourite Mistake (2002)
Chapter 10 – Title Track/Don’t Stop Living (2001 – 2007)
Chapter 11 – The Lock In (2004)
Chapter 12 – The Night I Sacked My Flatmate (2004)
Chapter 13 – For Your Arms Only (2004)
Chapter 14 – Lauren (2005)
Chapter 15 – The Seventy Quid Taxi (2005)

If any of you reading are actually looking forward to my book release, then I’d love to hear from you – leave a comment below, or connect on my Facebook or Twitter pages. Oh and I’m on Instagram too.

“Forever, ever delayed.” – Manic Street Preachers

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6 thoughts on “Sunday’s Inspiration: Backpacking Centurion is Forever, Ever Delayed

  • NO problem with having to shelve something Jonny. I just made it to my 42nd nations in Macedonia but instead of pushing 50. I lost my debit card in Bulgaria and I have had to go back to Birmingham and wait for a new one.

    So i feel like I have to shelve my 50th nation untill sometime next years, Because in the backyard of Asia there is only: Rep of Korea, DPR Korea, Japan, Taiwan,Philippines, Laos, Cambodia, Thailand, Myanmar left. But I could have got to my 50th in Asia if i just went to all those ex Yugoslav/Soviet state and then went onto Asia. It just means I have to go visit a part of the globe with a large landmass of nations I haven’t been to.

    Im thinking of going back to Papua New Guinea in April and being one of those Crazy idiots crossing from Indonesian Papua to PNG overland.

    But with writing it took me 2 years to complete my 1st book and then another 2 years of having it on my HDD until came along.

    I haven’t sold much of my book and even when I have 800 people visiting my site because of a Gig review or having sex with a 65 year old Great Grandma. Nobody is interested in throwing some change at me. So i leave it up there.

    I have completed my 2nd book but I don’t want to waste money hiring a pro editor to edit the book and then nobody buys the 2nd volume.

    I have already written like 2 chapters of my 3rd Volume but somedays I just shelve it cause it was a horrible time having to backstab a cousin and staying all day in my mates house in Tehran cause of Ramadan.

    All I;m going to say is once its done KEEP IT UP THERE

  • Hi Martin, wow that is a lot of information to take in – no idea how you manage to type all this up so quickly! You would definitely be faster than me at writing a book. Do you use affilaites to help sell your book? If you sign up for e-junkie, I find it helps with the sales. I make a bit of cash from my 2 mini e-Books and the affiliate books I help sell. Safe travels. Jonny

  • Hi, Jonny.

    I don’t really like using affiliates as they tend to charge a whole bunch of money. I did sign up for ejunkie, but I didn;t bother paying at the end of the trial as It was too complicated.

    I have postponed releasing a book on book locker because it was costing about $200 for a lame cover and so much extra cash.

    I’d rather just leave it up on But I found another website to sell my book. but the stupid thing is id have to pay taxes to the IRS when I have never been a US resident.

    The thing is I spend my work income on book projects like paying someone on ODESK 100 bucks to edit my book. The first editor did a shit job, but I still paid her, the 2nd editor did a good but still I haven’t earned back the $200 spent on editors in sales.

    Even if I brand my book with Heavy Metal, it still doesn’t make metalheads buy my book and it does make me realize nobody wants to buy my book and its probably because I can;t afford to spend $1k on a pro editor

    I just leave my projects up online in case anyone want to buy a spoke word piece about a guy yelling out DANGER DANGER @ the Olivia Newton-John concert or a guy who went to North America for 6 weeks.

  • Hi Martin – again that is a lot of information to take in mate! Amazon are free to sign up with and e-junkie is quite cheap but I make the money back on e-junkie so it’s no problem. Good luck with your book sales. Jonny

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